Emlyn Hughes Soccer - News

We are proud to announce that our Chief Editor, Eddie Lizard, has managed to create his own site where he will comment on the latest news of EHIS World independently. His site and the content will have no relation whatsoever with Sparta Vitosha or this blog. Although the site is still under construction, for those that would like to visit, here is the link:


http://emlyn-hughes-soccer.blogspot.com/

Emlyn Hughes Soccer News - Champion Chicken

Sparta Vitosha closed the first half of the season. Hoping to see our friends in the second half next year.

Emlyn Hughes Soccer News - Victory Day

Christophe Deschiever plays dirty again...

According to our new reporter, "Mr. X", Christophe Deschiever rejected entering and called his friends names. After noticing the "breaking news" of Vitosha, he said "now the whole world knows" and succumbed to enter the results as a result of seeing no way out at that point. By this event, we understood that he follows our news 24/7.
LOL. Thank you Chris.

Breaking News ...Stay tuned...

Eddie reports from Liverpool...
It was an unexpected night for everyone. Chris was shocked by Berty's draw and threatened everyone as usual...
The officials had to call the police and as we see him taken to the station, his left eye was bruised possibly with a police stick due to his aggressive manners...

Stay tuned...

COMMENTS FROM SPARTANS

Poor chris..lol
Alexey

About time...look at his eye lol...
Stoyan

Chris sucks..! LOL Thank you for being the first to inform everybody Eddie.

Absolute Victory..! - Emlyn Hughes Soccer News

Carl receives standing ovation from Vitosha fans..!

Emlyn Hughes Soccer - Arda Bağcıoğlu - October 19, 2009

A minor dispute between Arda and Andre was solved friendly.

EMLYN HUGHES SOCCER NEWS - OCTOBER 16TH, 2009

EMLYN HUGHES SOCCER NEWS - OCTOBER 2009

Why did Bahane say that?
What is the message of Chris?
and When will Vitosha start the season..?
All will be revealed soon...

Emlyn Hughes Soccer - Season 2009-2010

Training Session of the glorious spartaks before the start of the new season.

Official Announcement

Ladies, Gentlemen
After a long and challenging season, Sparta Vitosha closed the 2008-2009 season and will return to Vitosha Mountains in a few weeks for 2-3 months. We are happy to be way above the rankings that we started off this year. We wish a jolly good holiday to all, and particularly to Carl, Arda, and Toni.

See you all in September.

Spartaks...A Homage to the 2008-2009 Season

Interview with Andre on Emlyn Hughes Soccer

EDDIE: Hey Andre, this is your last interview before returning to Vitosha Mountains?
ANDRE: Yes Eddie. So its your last chance..you better dont waste this opportunity with small talk. lol

EDDIE: How about the 2008-2009 season?
ANDRE: We had some ups and downs but managed to finish at a higher ranking than last year. Defeated giants like Toni, Arda, and Carl. Experienced a lot. Learnt many things. I think 2009-2010 may be our breakthrough year.

EDDIE: And the new transfer you've been talking about lately?
ANDRE: OK. His name is Luigi Matteo and he is from Italy. He will sign the contract and join us in Vitosha. No more easy scoring for our opponents. He is a master in blocking longshots, be it straight or cross.

EDDIE: What can you say about your opponents this year?
ANDRE: Well, we all witnessed the matches together. I can say that, if Carl is the King of straight long shots in EHIS, Arda is the master of long cross shots. When it comes to Tony, he is a different player. Superior technique and magnificient fundamental skills, No wonder he is the "numero uno" at the moment.

EDDIE: What is your target next year?
ANDRE: First I have to say that I hope we see more newcomers. Its kinda boring sometimes to play with the same guys again and again just like riding a merry-go-round for hours. My target is to be in the top ten next year and I'm sure we have the ability to do that. The recent results despite playing with a joystick that always pushes left no matter what you do, is the most apparent evidence.

EDDIE: What would you say about the players secretly hiring other players to play for them? It was a shame this year!
ANDRE: Its their problem Eddie. Anyone who has a character wouldnt do that. We've been offered such things in the past but never resorted to despicable behaviors like that. You cant prevent it. As long as people of weak character exist, such things will continue to happen. I believe in myself and dont need anyone to play for me.

EDDIE: Lastly, What is your opinion about the efforts of "Le Idiot"?
ANDRE: Lets call him Chris, Eddie. Its not nice to continue this.

EDDIE: But everyone calls him "Le Idiot"! There are other things they call him which I can not say here..lol
ANDRE: Anyway, this season is finished for us so its too late to discuss this matter. I am going to Krypton now. lol. For next season, personally, I can play with everyone as long as they play with everyone. Here is my offer, we play with chris exactly the same number of matches that he plays with Toni. Its fair for me. To make it clear, if he plays 20 matches with Toni, I can play with him that much as well. I dont hate him and he is one of the few guys who take this game seriously so we will see what happens next year. Coming soon. lol. We should keep the audience alive, ha?

EDDIE: OK Thank you Andre. I'll join you in Vitosha next month. Have a good holiday.
ANDRE: Thanks Eddie. You too. See you there.

Emlyn Hughes International Soccer

EHIS NEWS - BACK ON THE TRACK ..!

Hey guys,
Tonight Arda challenged "Sparts". The first 2 matches were not good for Vitosha. As usual, in the last match our team started to spawn wonders all around the field and won the game by 6-5 which brought back 31 pts in total and put us back on the track.

EDDIE: Here is Sasha
Hey Sasha, you scored great goals tonight. Tell us the goal missed at last minute?
SASHA: Well, I was so sure of the goal but I lost my footing at the last minute and missed the shot. But I am happy that we won anyway.
EDDIE: Thank you Sasha.
SASHA: So long Eddie.

EDDIE: I see Bara. Hi there, what do you say Bara? Gained back 31 pts against a giant player who won 8-1 against Carl in his last match?
BARA: Hey Eddie. Cool games tonight. Everything friendly. I congratulate Arda for the great games. But we were very good in the last match and the score would have been much higher. By the way, we will have a flash new transfer to our defense. It will be announced soon.
EDDIE: Really? Where is he from? Name?
BARA: He is from Italy. A friend of me suggested his name and he is a star when it comes to blocking long shots. All will be told in the official announcement. See you.
EDDIE: Thanks Bara. Congratulations.

Here is the results of the set of games
Match 1: 1-5
Match 2: 2-5
Match 3: 6-5

CDOMPLUS...LE IDIOT TEASES CARL FOR THE 1K

EDDIE reporting...
So you see how the matter stands guys. Here is my opinion.

Personally I want to see Carl to be the 1st to hit 1K. Because he played with every one, strong or weak. Never cared for losing points against people of lower ranks. Never hesitated to give them a chance.
Also he dared to challenge the opponents from higher ranks. Never resorted to cheap and dishonest tricks to get higher in the standings.

In the past Sparta and Carl did not agree in everything but he was always a nice guy.

Everyone likes and respects this English man who stands as the Democracy itself in our community. Bara does not involve in such matters but I know that he respects Carl too.

Eddie
VTV and CNN reporter.
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EMLYN HUGHES SOCCER NEWS - Bloody Monday for Vitosha

Hey Guys,
This is a sad day for us. Our beloved team lost 3 matches against Carl. More than 30 pts evaporated. Bara and Erik are with us to discuss the matters.

EDDIE: Welcome both. First I want to ask Bara, How did it happen that we couldn't win. Besides, our team appeared to be very tired and unwilling?

BARA: Well, you're right Eddie. We lacked the will to win God knows why. In my observation, the killing came from the ominous straight long shots of Carl. I think he is the best in the whole EHIS world in such shots. More than half of the goals were scored that way. They either directly went into the nets or bounced in front of one of his players. You know the atrocious English King, Edward the Longshanks. I think Carl is following his steps, in fact, we can call him "Carl, the longshots", LOL. Brutal. Seriously, we have to take some precautionary steps for this.

EDDIE: Erik, we can call you the Head of Defense. What went wrong?
ERIK: The thing is entire defense sucked. We couldn't block the long shots. Carl seemed to find a secret gateway to our nets. I'm very sorry. We're all sorry.

EDDIE: What do you have in mind Bara? How can we stop those lethal blows?
BARA: In the forthcoming days, a new player will join Vitosha. Specifically transferred to block these shots. There is no 100% solution but it will be reduced to agreeable levels.

EMLYN HUGHES SOCCER - The Resistance of Spartaks

CDOMPLUS - CHRISTOPHE DESCHIEVER Frenchman goes to jail amidst threats to Vid..!

UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE ...UPDATE ...UPDATE ...

MARCHing ON ON ON ..! Emlyn Hughes Soccer

A few weeks ago, Spartans started their march towards the top 10 with an amazing prelude, now we witness another incredible hike by achieving the highest points since the beginning of 2008.

EDDIE: Hey Kamen, Tell us your amazing goal in the last minute.
KAMEN: You know, last minute was so hard, Derby pressed on our midfield and bridged the gap into 1 goal. I think they could have got even with us unless we hadnt scored that goal. So that makes it so precious and makes me feel good.
EDDIE: Thank you Kamen. That was an unbelievable goal.
KAMEN: Ok man. Thanks to all our supporters. see ya.

Andre Barayef will talk to us soon. Stay tune folks.
Now is the time to say, all together, SPARTAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNS ..!!!!!!!

Now we tune into live coverage from V-TV. Here is Football Evening program hosted by an ardent Vitosha fan, Gorky.

Emlyn Soccer News...Glory Glory... VI - TO - SHA..!!

Tonight, Sparta Vitosha rewrote the history and achieved the unthinkable. Gained more than 100 points. Beat the legendary Carl 3 times. Won against BertyBlunt and rose to 928 pts.

EDDIE: What do you think Alyosha, you scored many impossible longshots today?
ALYOSHA: We believe in our team. There are many skillful players here but we are young. Now we started to turn this disadvantage to advantage by working harder on the field. When we show our maximal potential, no one can beat us in EHIS. Thank you Eddie.

EDDIE: Hey Kamen, congrats man…
KAMEN: Hell of a night Eddie. We played like a machine, never tired of trying, never being disappointed, and always exerting the most in us to go further, to gain more foothold in the game. We deserved this and now we can celebrate with bottles of Stolichnaya Vodka. Lol




EDDIE: Thank you. Here comes the hero of the day, Barayef, walking towards here and cheering with the crowd. The Commander of Spartaks.

EDDIE: Bara, unbelieavable night, What do you say?
BARAYEF: Seriously I didn’t expect that much in such a short time. Carl is a legend and beating him thrice in a day is really an honor in the EHIS world. He seemed a bit hammered tonight, I’m sure he will be much stronger in the next rounds. So we should practice harder.
EDDIE: How did you achieve this miracle Bara?
BARAYEF: I tell you Eddie, Sparta Vitosha will be one of the foremost teams in the EHIS world. Already there are some teams afraid to challenge us. That makes me feel proud. The answer of your question is working hard and combining it with innate skillls. That’s all. Simple enough.
EDDIE: What is your new target?
BARAYEF: First we will try to keep our ranking. Then I want to place our team in the top ten. At the final stage, I want to be in the first 3. But this will take at least 2-3 years.

Andre Barayef 5 - 3 Arda Bağcıoğlu

Following the victories of last night against Carl, now we managed to topple numero quatro of EHIS World, Arda.

Today, the game started very fast. Roberto Carlos opened the way for a shower of goals into the GS net with a beautifully aimed shot from 30 meters. Then Kazim made another surprise by upping the lead to 2. GS, while in shock, evened the score just before the most magnificent goal of the night. Alex, the wizard of FB, scored an unbeliavable header by targeting the ball reflected from De Sanctis right into the net. The remaining minutes proved to be a torture for the GS team. FB brought the score to 5-2 with skillful goals of Semih and Emre. The final result was 5-3. Congrats Fenerbahçe.
"Bir gün herkes Fenerbahçeli olacak."

Eddie: Another wonderful night. Thank you Andre. We are proud of our team.
Andre: I think we've made a good progress despite our low number of matches which were all against giants. We learnt a lot and began to get accustomed to the online speed of the game. We need a lot to learn but as I said before, we can beat anyone with a bit of a chance in the EHIS world.
Eddie: Particularly, defense seems to be stronger than ever. What is the secret behind that?
Andre: Its mostly experience spartak Eddie. Getting used to the speed and the movements of the opponents is the key.
Eddie: According to the statistics, we are the only team who resisted to go down the standings since a long time.
Andre: Resilience is all I say Eddie. We played with the strong in order to be strong. Now we are getting the payoff for our courage. Still, dont expect a regular rise, it is not the ripe time and the team needs more experience. Thanks for all the support of Vitosha people. So long.
Eddie: Thank you Andre. We certainly believe in you and our team.

Another EHIS Legend

Mertuk was a long-standing EHIS legend in the 80s. He managed the team "Dragon Fishermen". Following a grim injury which totally damaged his left knee, he retired and settled in Northern Cyprus. He is a very old friend of Andre Barayef.

What do you say Andre? We witnessed a real good player tonight?
Yes Eddie. He is still a very tough guy. After all those years, he played very good and it was not easy for us to score this result. I respect that guy and congratulate him.

Will you two continue playing?
I hope so. It is always a pleasure to play with giants like him.

How is Sparta Vitosha going?
Well, I can say that, after 80 something online matches, which is not much in the EHIS standards, Sparta Vitosha has become a "resilient" team. No more shameful defeats with big scores. We are improving and I see no need to hurry. At the moment we can win against anyone with a bit of luck. So, I'm satisfied with our position. Every one can feel proud to be a "Spartak" which means "belonging to Sparta".

How was the cup?
Well, if it hadnt been the last sec goal of Franek, we could have been the semifinalist. You know, stuff happens. As for the organization, it was a just one and I saw no disrespectful behavior. But the technological side of the Santa Lucia was a bit shaky. The tables and fixtures were not shapely. I observed no artistic designs or graphic content which encourages people to play and promotes it on the internet. However, the important thing is that it has not been finished yet. Maybe there is a curse on EHIS World which is prohibiting conclusion of any kind of organization. Pity indeed.

Thank you spartak Andre
Thank you spartak Eddie.

Sparta Vitosha...The 6th best team in the world !!!!

Our team took part in a worldwide challenger organization for the first time and we are proud to announce that SPARTA VITOSHA is the world's 6th best team in EHIS..!


SPARTA VITOSHA succeeded to attain the 6th place in world rankings.

Thank you Andre Barayef and all our players.


************** Spartans are proud of you ****************

A detailed interview with Andre and our midfielder Kamen on the events of Santa Lucia will be published soon.

Stay tune.