Monday, April 20, 2009

EMLYN HUGHES SOCCER NEWS - Bloody Monday for Vitosha



Hey Guys,
This is a sad day for us. Our beloved team lost 3 matches against Carl. More than 30 pts evaporated. Bara and Erik are with us to discuss the matters.

EDDIE: Welcome both. First I want to ask Bara, How did it happen that we couldn't win. Besides, our team appeared to be very tired and unwilling?

BARA: Well, you're right Eddie. We lacked the will to win God knows why. In my observation, the killing came from the ominous straight long shots of Carl. I think he is the best in the whole EHIS world in such shots. More than half of the goals were scored that way. They either directly went into the nets or bounced in front of one of his players. You know the atrocious English King, Edward the Longshanks. I think Carl is following his steps, in fact, we can call him "Carl, the longshots", LOL. Brutal. Seriously, we have to take some precautionary steps for this.

EDDIE: Erik, we can call you the Head of Defense. What went wrong?
ERIK: The thing is entire defense sucked. We couldn't block the long shots. Carl seemed to find a secret gateway to our nets. I'm very sorry. We're all sorry.

EDDIE: What do you have in mind Bara? How can we stop those lethal blows?
BARA: In the forthcoming days, a new player will join Vitosha. Specifically transferred to block these shots. There is no 100% solution but it will be reduced to agreeable levels.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think defense should be reinforced.
That's the only flaw of our team.

Then watch us skyrocket through the ratings of Emlyn Hughes Soccer.

Anonymous said...

Viva Emlyn Hughes Soccer...!!!!!